"There's a County Mounty ahead at the 52 with a wiggle wagon in the ditch. A band aid box is closing in on your back door with the hammer down." This means: The other driver has enjoyed a bowl of crack at the Motel 52.A mounted police officer is on scene of an overturned Amish buggy. The horse is galloping in the wrong direction on the highway.The USDA's experiment of creating ultimate band aids has led to a walking bandage creature.A sheriff is on scene with a truck that hauls doubles or triples in the ditch at the 52 mile marker. The driver is likely injured because an ambulance approaching you. |